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Modern AtLA -- Jetzula's First Date

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Azula's grip on the wire fumbled when she heard a small cough behind her. "Lose your keys?"

She straightened up and turned, raising her eyebrows and quirking her lips into a smirk. "You could say that."

Jet's smile widened into that crazy grin of his. She adored that grin, how vivid and deadly it seemed. He was lighter than Mai, darker than Ty Lee -- something very much like Azula herself. "Need a hand?"

Azula handed her instruments over and stepped aside. "Be my guest."

Jet stepped forward and slid the wires down through the window opening. Azula leaned gently against the car, keeping an eye on the rest of the parking lot.

"You know, you could have been more subtle," Jet pointed out. Azula shrugged.

"It's not anywhere that people would usually notice."

"I noticed."

"Pardon me. It's not anywhere that people who the police would believe would usually notice."

"You're hilarious." Jet shimmied something, and the lock clicked. He stood and opened the door for her. "There. Your carriage, my lady."

"Why thank you, good sir," she replied. She climbed in and immediately began fiddling under the steering column. "Mai would have done it in half the time, though."

"Oh, a critic, now," Jet mused, raising an eyebrow. "Why isn't she here?"

"She's off on one of her precious dates with my brother," Azula sighed heavily, cutting a few wires with her pocket knife. "And Ty Lee's doing a bit of filming for her latest tv movie."

"I thought she was done with that?"

"Her director wanted another take on a scene or something," she griped. "I don't know. I just know that I get really edgy when they aren't here. Ha!"

The car stuttered, then roared to life. Azula leaned back smugly, then turned to grin up at Jet. "Care for a ride?"

He barked out a laugh. "Gee. Go for a ride in a stolen car with my best friend's baby sister. Tempting."

"I told you I dropped my keys," Azula asserted, tossing her hair. She lowered her eyelids slightly, smirking. "And I'm not a baby."

Jet examined her face for a moment, lips pursed. Then he grinned, wild-eyed and vivid once more. "How can I say no to that?"

He went around and climbed into the passenger seat. He didn't buckle up. Zuko would buckle himself in and stare accusingly at her until she followed his lead. Azula smiled.

"Where do you want to go?" she asked, putting the car into drive.

His gaze darkened again. "Where do I want to go?"

A flash of that brooding introspection, that bitterness and hate that fueled his every drive and fostered his every ambition. Azula's hands tightened on the steering wheel. Jet's pain didn't drag him down, didn't encourage moaning and complaints the way her brother's pain did. Jet's pain empowered him.

"Anywhere but here," Jet decided.

Azula stepped on the gas, and they tore off into the night.
Yes. A Jetzula first date does start off with grand theft auto, in case you were wondering.

Basically, Mai and Ty Lee are off NOT INCLUDING AZULA IN EVERY ASPECT OF THEIR LIVES THOSE SELF-CENTERED BITCHES and she gets antsy and decides CAR THEFT IS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS HER FRUSTRATION.

Then Jet shows up and GODDAMN HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE WITH HIS BITTERNESS AND MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES.

And Azula's there going OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON WE BOTH ARE GONNA BE VOTED 'MOST LIKELY TO KILL SEVENTEEN PROSTITUTES AND BURY THEM IN OUR BACKYARDS' WE SHOULD TOTALLY SHARE A BACKYARD THEN WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER BURY PEOPLE OMG.

And Jet's like ZUKO'S GOING TO TRY AND HURT ME FOR THIS BUT PSH WHAT THE FUCK EVER I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT WHINY BITCH TRY.

And then they drive off and light city hall on fire. It was nice.

(I was going to look up how to actually steal a car, but then I got lazy. Tip to budding writers -- don't be lazy! Writing without research is like eating steak without a fork! It's sloppy and you look stupid!)
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florairmatylee's avatar
The story was super-cute (well as cute as an Azula/Jet pairing can be) And I was wondering if I could use your cover picture for a Jetzula fanfiction? I'll credit you!